• JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
• INTERVIEWER: Like what?
• JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
• INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
• JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”